"Slumber my Darling" is a classic /traditional melody written by American songwriter Stephen Foster, published in 1862, and now, a century and some tens of years later, is reprised by a number of outstanding musicians.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:43 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Herbert “H.N.” Jackson, 88, of Hamilton NC passed away peacefully on Tuesday, December 5, 2023.
Published: Monday, December 11th, 2023 @ 9:19 am
By: Announcements
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Troy Keith “Bubba” Coggins, Jr, age 40, a resident of Chocowinity, NC Passed away on Sunday December 3, 2023.
Published: Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 10:16 am
By: Announcements
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All was not trumpets and harps at the Pearly Gates following a surprising revelation that has really ruffled some holy vestments. Saints in Heaven were shocked to learn Catholics have been trying to talk to them this whole time.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Giving thanks
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 6:22 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Soon-to-be-wed Maddyssen Brunson was carefully reading the prenuptial agreement given to her by future husband, Teigan Hanks, when she came across a section that caused some confusion, forcing her to ask a clarifying question.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 6:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Becoming a parent obviously changes your life drastically -- but not always quite like people expect! Allow the moms and dads of the Babylon Bee to peel back the curtain on the expectations versus reality of what it's actually like to be a parent:
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 1:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Minnie Pryor Jones Parish, age 93, a resident of Chocowinity NC died Thursday November 9, 2023, at her home.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 9:21 am
By: Announcements
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Actor Matthew Perry, known for his role as Chandler Bing in the hit ’90s sitcom “Friends,” has died, according to TMZ. He was 54 years old.
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 12:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett slammed CNN’s Anderson Cooper during an interview over the way that the network and the media in general reported on the explosion at a hospital in Gaza this week.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 7:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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The late Steve Christiansen, a devout Christian who had filled his mortal days serving others and standing for truth and righteousness, was about to walk through the gates to heaven when an ever-vigilant St. Peter heard him call soda "pop."
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 2:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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All of the dogs living in Heaven fled in horror today upon the arrival of notorious neutering advocate Bob Barker.
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 1:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After surveying the ten square feet of grass in his new home's yard, local man Dan Jenkins decided it was definitely time to purchase a riding lawnmower.
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 10:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Plumbing experts have determined that screaming, "No!! No, dear heavens, no!!!" is the most effective method of addressing an overflowing toilet.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 3:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"Whether our future will prove to be a blessing or a curse"
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 6:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The God of the Universe shouted in excited shock today as a batter pointed directly at Him after belting a home run.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 9:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Unsuspecting evangelicals have long been led off-track in their pursuit of Jesus by none other than Jesus himself. Christianity Today is proud to have this opportunity to write a guest article here at The Babylon Bee and finally hold Jesus accountable for his shortcomings.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Remember the good ol' days when you could Tebow in a public-school stadium without fear of losing your job? With football season getting started, The Babylon Bee is here to save the day with a list of other ways besides Tebowing to honor God during a football game.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 10:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Iranian president has been called the "Butcher of Tehran"
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 11:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Tucker Carlson delivered a speech on Friday contending that the American political debate has moved beyond a contest between rival policy positions and is now driven by factions with fundamentally “evil” objectives.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 11:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Comedian Bill Maher slammed the media for not covering the scandals involving Hunter Biden, noting that if former President Donald Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., engaged in the same behavior it would be covered constantly.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 8:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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State Treasurer Folwell Returns Missing Money from NCCash.com that will Help Meet Her Goals
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 1:52 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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The United States Secret Service concluded its investigation into the theft of hamburgers owned by notable clowned man Ronald McDonald after a full-scale search turned up no sign of the missing burger sack or a viable suspect.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 8:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A fascinating new study has yielded astounding results, as data indicates preaching the Gospel with a Scottish accent leads to 300% more people being saved. If the findings are correct, it may decisively prove that the Scottish accent is, in fact, God's preferred conduit for preaching.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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I looked over some of these songs beloved by some of the presidential candidates, and thought: How different my choices would be?
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Mrs. Judy Irene Harris, age 78, joined the Kingdom of her Heavenly Father on Friday, September 1, 2023.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:54 am
By: Announcements
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A terrifying new report has sent shockwaves throughout the Christian community, as rumors swirled that people who skim through the genealogies in their Bible reading will be barred from entering Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Dennis Quaid has returned to something he loved long before he became a movie star: music — and his new gospel album is a testament to him regaining his faith.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Christian Action League
Published: Saturday, August 26th, 2023 @ 12:39 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Good news, Christian! A new study shows that you have chosen the one and only completely correct branch of the Christian faith! You are one of the very few correct ones, everyone who disagrees with you is pathetically wrong, and you are one of God's preferred children.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 11:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a statement labeled by his critics as a poor attempt at damage control, Hunter Biden sought to clarify that when he wrote a text message to a Chinese government official saying he was "sitting next to my father," he was actually referring to his Heavenly Father.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 5:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Satan was reportedly pleased this past weekend after an adorable little baby unintentionally served his dark will by distracting people in the pew behind him at a local church and preventing them from hearing the sermon.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 11:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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